I have to hand it to the Toddler in Chief. He’s no ordinary failure. He's a bottomless well of failure. He’s a black hole who keeps sucking everything into himself until there’s nothing left outside. He's a failure that won't stop failing.
He reminds me of the first Terminator movie.
Just when you think he’s done in, he’s not done in. But then they blast all kinds of weaponry at him and you think he’s done in. But he’s not done in. But then they blow off his legs and you’re positive he’s done in. But he’s not done in. Then his skin is burned off and you gotta know he’s done in. But he’s not done in. His mission is to destroy, to ruin, to wreck everything. He cannot be deterred.
Or to look at it another way, he’s the Energizer Bunny of chaos, and failure, and misery. He keeps going, and going, and going, and each time he goes a little further, he digs the hole in which the U.S.A. is getting buried a little deeper.
So I simply can’t today. This Presidential Super-Spreader, this Typhoid Mary of COVID-19, this pathetic lump of arrogant failure, this vulgar economy-killer, this job-destroyer, this unity wrecker, this assassin of American prestige, this NATO-crasher, this comity crusher, this health insurance killer, this potential Medicare and Social Security assassin, this self-centered, inhumane, indecent representation of a real man, this shambolic mockery of a leader, standing there on a White House Balcony, all alone, saluting nothing in particular, striking poses like a fool while trying to look important...all this is is only part of the terrible malediction he has inflicted on the United States.
We, too, are now pretty much all alone in the world. Just like Trump on a balcony.
We, too, are seen, as a nation, as standing for nothing at all any more. Just like Trump on a balcony.
We, too, are an insane ruin. Just like...but you know by now.
He is a shambles. And thanks to him, so is the U.S.A.