And to think, after 115 years together, he throws her over for some trashy little 80-year-old with a short shell.
Saturday, June 09, 2012
Marriage is the union between one turtle and another turtle
And to think, after 115 years together, he throws her over for some trashy little 80-year-old with a short shell.
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Okay, so this shere turtle comes home one night lookin' all beat up and stuff. His wife gazes in horror.
--What happened to you?
--I got mugged by a snail.
--How did it happen?
--I dunno, it all went by so fast....
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