Saturday, June 09, 2012

Marriage is the union between one turtle and another turtle

And to think, after 115 years together, he throws her over for some trashy little 80-year-old with a short shell.

1 comment:

Buce said...

Okay, so this shere turtle comes home one night lookin' all beat up and stuff. His wife gazes in horror.

--What happened to you?
--I got mugged by a snail.
--How did it happen?
--I dunno, it all went by so fast....