Wednesday, September 25, 2013

A short ode to Ted Cruz

Of all the obstreperous, bloviating gas bags in Washington, Senator Ted Cruz (Republican, naturally) has just taken the cake with his filibuster to logjam the government. So this is for you, Senator:

I do not like you, Mr. Cruz
I do not like you in the news
Your babbling mouth is full of spam
I do not like you, Cruz-I-am

I do not like you in the news
With your ripoff of Dr. Seuss
You cannot stop Obamacare
So just shut up
And sit  — right there!

Cranky explanatory note: Try as I could, I was unable to find a way to make Cruz rhyme with asshole. I just want you to know that I wasn't denying the obvious.


Patricia said...

It's all about the next election. Although I hear this blowhard "might" not run. This is his 15 minutes. He's a jackass. The people voted for Obama and his Obamacare. It's law. Let him have his tantrum.

W. Hackwhacker said...

He is a piece of work, isn't he? Another gift from Texas voters.