Listen, folks, politics are pretty rough and tumble affairs.
I know, I know, you're fatigued with awareness of that already. I’m just saying.
The expected rough and tumble may be why Barack Obama didn’t
complain too hard when Republican presidential candidate Willard Romney palled
around with Donald Trump, who keeps demanding to see President Obama’s birth
certificate even though Obama has already produced it.
More recently, Trump has been demanding the President’s college transcripts, and sooner or later he’ll
insist we need the President’s kindergarten report card.
So it’s a bit surprising that Romney is wailing – like the
bully who finally gets what’s coming to him in the schoolyard – because we
Democrats are demanding to see his tax returns for the last ten years.
Why do I think that if had nothing to hide, Romney would,
just to make the issue go away, produce his tax returns faster than you can say
“Blitz, Blots, Blatts, Blutts, Bloomquist Blueblubber, and Cohen, Tax Planners
and Certified Public Accountants?”
The question is, what
is Romney hiding? Because he refuses produce the tax returns which would clear the air, he’s fair game for
speculation. This, then, is purely just me speculating, but, ahem, allow me the
following submissions for the top ten reasons Willard won’t come clean:
10. Willard secretly gave up his U.S. Citizenship (or
obtained dual citizenship) some years ago to avoid taxation that American citizens
face. His tax returns for some years say he is declaring immunity from taxes because he's a foreign citizen. Of course, the reason Willard doesn’t want to let
this out is, if he’s a foreigner he’s not eligible to run for president.
9. Willard secretly owns a coffee plantation and a
distillery and fears that bringing this out will cost him his Mormon base.
8. Willard invested in diamond mines in Zimbabwe where human rights abuses, even murder, run rampant. Bane Capital supported Robert Mugable
when Mugable murdered his fellow citizens. h
7. Willard, about ten years ago, did an immensely profitable
arms deal selling automatic weapons to Osama bin Laden, who later used the arms
against Americans.
6. Willard invested in a foreign tobacco company that is
selling cigarettes to young kids.
5. Willard
tried to short General Motors, and would have made a fortune had President
Obama not saved the company.
4. Willard invested in a bordello in Nevada.
3. Willard was
involved in a baby smuggling business involved in taking babies away from poor
mothers to give to rich mothers. That’s also why he opposes abortion. He needs
to keep selling the babies.
2. Whenever he took over a company, Willard would play droight
de seigneur with his female employees.
1. Willard took tax deductions for his other three wives and
their children by him, all secretly tucked away in a fundamentalist Mormon commune in
the mountains of Utah.
3 comments:
I think 9, 8, 6 and 5 are reasonably likely.
I read today (somewhere - can't remember where right now) that he was vetted by McCain for VP in 2008 and was turned down cold after the facts became known.
Scary Sary was chosen in his stead. Imagine that.
There's a very good reason why he won't show the returns without a lot of redacting.
And McCain knows why.
Among others.
And the Press has been carefully coached to minimize it.
#s 5 to 10 could be it, anyone of them.
If McCain didn't want him, well maybe we can get McCain to tell us or he could tell that other little old man who is running for the nomination in the republican party. What ever it is, I don't think its good.
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