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Trump Forcefully Escorted
From White House in Strait Jacket
Vengeful Elephant Herd
Tramples Don and Eric
During African Safari
Lindsay Graham Resigns Senate Seat
To Join Remote Tibetan Monastery
Meanwhile Mitch McConnell sends for monastery brochure
Trump Rests Peacefully
In Hospital After
Eighteen Massive
Thorazine Injections
Doctors Remove Kimberly Guilfoyle’s
Vocal Chords In Emergency Surgery
“Covfefe” Was Code Signal To
Trump’s Russian Handlers
Classified CIA Report Reveals
Self-Pardon Tossed by Court
After Trump Misspells “Pardon”
“The U.S. Constitution says nothing about “paradonnes,” Judge declares
1,000 Vials of Spoiled Vaccine Discovered
In Trump’s Fridge, Next to Expired Hamburgers
Ivanka Reveals She Leaked
White House Secrets to The Press
"I didn’t think they’d print it," she says
Assay of Trump Tower Gold Toilet
Reveals It’s Actually Iron Pyrites
Former Wharton Classmate Reveals He Got
Paid to Take Final Exams for Donald Trump
"I feel lucky I wasn't stiffed," he says.
National Arts Commission Declares Border Wall
An “Eyesore” And Orders It Torn Down
Javanka Splitsville?
Friends Refuse to Say Until They
Get Their Covid Vaccinations
Melania: “As Best I Can Remember
Donald Was Terrible in Bed”
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TRUMP COMPLAINS ORANGE PRISON JUMPSUIT CLASHES WITH HIS ORANGE TAN LOTION
Turkey Returns Pardon: "Rather Be Eaten Than Associated With Flynn, Stone, War Criminals"
Rep. Boebert Self-Shooting On House Floor Ruled Accidental
White House Tennis Pavilion Converted To Homeless Housing
I note that we are apparently now in concord on a formerly contested point of orthography.
Right you are, Rand. Consider it a collapse of principle under unbearable pressure. Or something.
Yours very crankily,
The New York Crank
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