A Christmas carol for the time of Trump and plague

Unfortunately, there aren't nearly enough days of Christmas to cover the phenomenon that is Trump. But I've squeezed in all I could.
 

On the first day of Christmas

The Donald gave to me

A phony Trump College degree.

 

On the second day of Christmas

The Donald gave to me

Two failed casinos 

And a phony Trump College degree.

 

On the third day of Christmas

The Donald gave to me

Three pandemics spreading

Two failed casinos

And a phony Trump College degree.

 

On the fourth day of Christmas

The Donald gave to me

Four dissembling lawyers

Three pandemics spreading

Two failed casinos 

And a phony Trump College degree.

 

On the fifth day of Christmas

The Donald gave to me

Me-lan-i-a

Lawyers with forked tongues

Pandemics

Two casinos failed

And a phony Trump College degree.

 

On the sixth day of Christmas

The Donald gave to me

Six walls a-building

Me-lan-i-a

Lawyers with forked tongues

Pandemics

Two casinos failed

And a phony Trump College degree.

 

On the seventh day of Christmas

The Donald gave to me

Seven speeches lying

Six walls a-building

Me-lan-i-a

Lawyers with forked tongues

Pandemics

Two casinos failed

And a phony Trump College degree.

 

On the eighth day of Christmas

The Donald gave to me

Eight caged children crying

Seven speeches lying

Six walls a-building

Me-lan-i-a

Lawyers with forked tongues

Pandemics

Two casinos failed

And a phony Trump College degree.

 

On the ninth day of Christmas

The Donald gave to me

Nine Ivankas vamping

Eight caged children crying

Seven speeches lying

Six walls a-building

Me-lan-i-a

Lawyers with forked tongues

Pandemics

Two casinos bust

And a phony Trump College degree.

 

On the tenth day of Christmas

The Donald gave to me

Ten Kushners complaining

Nine Ivankas vamping

Eight caged children crying

Seven speeches lying

Six walls a-building

Me-lan-i-a

Lawyers with forked tongues

Pandemics

Two casinos bust

And a phony Trump College degree.

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas

The Donald gave to me

Eleven Rudys ranting 

Ten Kushners complaining

Nine Ivankas vamping

Eight caged children crying

Seven speeches lying

Six walls a-building

Me-lan-i-a

Lawyers with forked tongues

Pandemics

Two casinos bust

And a phony Trump College degree.

 

On the twelveth day of Christmas

The Donald gave to me

Twelve pardons absolving

Eleven Rudys ranting 

Ten Kushners complaining

Nine Ivankas vamping

Eight caged children crying

Seven speeches lying

Six walls a-building

Me-lan-i-a

Lawyers with forked tongues

Pandemics

Two casinos bust

And a phony Trump College degree