What makes Jared run?

Disclaimer: The New York Crank is not a psychiatrist or any kind of medical

doctor or mental health professional and any opinions expressed or implied 

herein are simply speculative in nature and are not to be construed as anything save

conjecture. Any delegation of Saudis attempting to enter my apartment building 

with a bone saw or lingering outside shall be considered to be committing a hostile
act and may trigger a call to the appropriate law enforcement authorities.