On the first day of Trump-mas
The Trumpster gave to me
A tape of him taking a pee.
On the second day of Trump-mas
The Trumpster gave to me
Two Mnuchins munching
And a tape of him taking a pee.
On the third day of Trump-mas
The Trumpster gave to me
Three stock markets crashing
Two Mnuchins munching
And a tape of him taking a pee.
On the fourth day of Trump-mas
The Trumpster gave to me
Four Flynns pleading guilty
Three stock markets crashing
Two Mnuchins munching
And a tape of him taking a pee.
On the fifth day of Trump-mas
The Trumpster gave to me
Fox and Friends
Four guilty Flynns
Three markets crashed
Two Mnuchins
And a tape of him taking a pee
On the sixth day of Trump-mas
The Trumpster gave to me
Six Sarahs lying
Fox and friends
Four guilty Flynns
Three markets crashed
Two Mnuchins
And a tape of him taking a pee
On the seventh day of Trump-mas
The Trumpster gave to me
Seven Cohens a-ratting
Six Sarahs lying
Fox and friends
Four guilty Flynns
Three markets crashed
Two Mnuchins
And a tape of him taking a pee
On the eighth day of Trump-mas
The Trumpster gave to me
Eight Bannons barking
Seven Cohens a-ratting
Six Sarahs lying
Fox and friends
Four guilty Flynns
Three markets crashed
Two Mnuchins
And a tape of him taking a pee
On the ninth day of Trump-Mas
The Trumpster gave to me
Nine Reinces retching
Eight Bannons barking
Seven Cohens a-ratting
Six Sarahs lying
Fox and friends
Four guilty Flynns
Three markets crashed
Two Mnuchins
And a tape of him taking a pee
On the tenth day of Trump-Mas
The Trumpster gave to me
Ten Sessions snarling
Nine Reinces Retching
Eight Bannons barking
Seven Cohens a-ratting
Six Sarahs lying
Fox and friends
Four guilty Flynns
Three markets crashed
Two Mnuchins
And a tape of him taking a pee
On the eleventh day of Trump-Mas
The Trumpster gave to me
Eleven Kellys quitting
Ten Sessions snarling
Nine Reinces Retching
Eight Bannons barking
Seven Cohens a-ratting
Six Sarahs lying
Fox and friends
Four guilty Flynns
Three markets crashed
Two Mnuchins
And a tape of him taking a pee
On the twelfth day of Trump-Mas
The Trumpster gave to me
12 Mad Dogs resigning
Eleven Kellys quitting
Ten Sessions snarling
Nine Reinces Retching
Eight Bannons barking
Seven Cohens a-ratting
Six Sarahs lying
Fox and friends
Four guilty Flynns
Three markets crashed
Two Mnuchins
And a tape of him taking a pee.
Moral: There aren’t enough days of Christmas — or of the year for that matter — to list all of the disasters that Donald Trump has created. So Merry Christmas. With Trump’s finger on the button — and the vastly increased lack of adult supervision — it could quite possibly be your last.
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