I don’t know who got hold of my phone number, but I live with a constant barrage of scam phone calls. Sometimes I get as many as ten a day.
This is outrageous because I’m on a FCC no-call list. I’m beginning to suspect that all these phantom callers got my number directly from the list of people who it's against the law to call.
Many of the calls are from “engineers” purporting to be from Microsoft (oddly, they all have Indian accents) telling me I have to get in front of my Windows computer and type in some code that will help them get rid of viruses they have detected on my computer.
Yeah, right. And don’t think my Mac wasn’t insulted to hear that the guys in a Mumbai boiler room thinks it’s a Windows machine.
Some callers promise to reduce my credit card interest payments. That's tempting, except for one thing. I don't have any credit card debt.
About twice a month I get congratulated on winning a “free” cruise. I’m beginning to think “free cruise” is the most deceitful phrase in the English language after “I love you”.
Today, I got a new one from 316-630-8031. When I picked up the phone, a robot played a recorded announcement informing me that if I had taken Xarelto, I might have a cause to take legal action and I should stay on the line.
No, I don't take Xarelto. But I stayed on the line anyway.
When a live person finally came on, I asked for the name of the organization she was calling from.
“Legal Assistance Help Line,” she said. Then I asked her what attorney or law firm the "help line" represented.
She immediately hung up.
If this operation is a bottom-feeding lawyer or law firm trying to siphon up business from the sewer, he or it ought to be dragged naked before the bar association and have his or its law licenses burned at the stake while the naked lawyers themselves are clubbed over the head with a judge’s gavel.
If it’s a scamming operation representing themselves as lawyers, the scammers ought to be dragged naked to a negligence law firm. What will happen next? It’s likely too cruel and prolonged to go into here.
That’s it. I’m outta here. Happy July 4th. And don’t forget to disconnect your phone before you go.
1 comment:
I've been getting calls lately from some guy claiming that some legal action is about to be taken against me. The calls are obviously fake, but I can imagine gullible people falling for them. Why is the Do Not Call list so porous?
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