Saturday, June 09, 2012

Marriage is the union between one turtle and another turtle


And to think, after 115 years together, he throws her over for some trashy little 80-year-old with a short shell.
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1 comment:

  1. Buce6:51 PM

    Okay, so this shere turtle comes home one night lookin' all beat up and stuff. His wife gazes in horror.

    --What happened to you?
    --I got mugged by a snail.
    --How did it happen?
    --I dunno, it all went by so fast....

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